What Lasts Longer than Johnny Football's Suspension?

Here are the top 5 things which last longer than Johnny Manziel's lame suspension:

5.  The lifespan of a Super Tampon (from insertion to disposal)
4.  Tim Tebow's Patriot Career
3.  The amount of time it took for Lee Corso to not pick Clemson to win
2.  The amount of time it took for Kirk Herbstreit's bad hair color to process
1.  A premature ejaculator


Either find some evidence or just don't suspend the prick.

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